The New York Knicks have their work cut for them.
With a seventeen and thirty-nine won-lost record so far this season, the Knicks have fallen second to last in the Eastern Conference and own the fifth worst record overall in the NBA.
Knicks head coach Isaiah Thomas now has only twenty-six games left in which he can salvage this most horrific season.
“It’s a slow phasing out of the big man, is what’s happening in this league, it seems like.”
Thomas was quoted when asked about his latest romance with supposed franchise player center Eddy Curry.
The last working rift cost James L. Dolan, the sole proprietor of the Knicks, ten million dollars.
Not to mention the enormous amount of negativity the National Basketball Association was forced to endure.
One positive for the New York Knicks; lottery pick.
In world news, former Cuban President Fidel Castro has decided to step down transferring the balance of power to his younger brother Raul.
Two thousand and nine would mark the fiftieth anniversary of the elder Castro’s socialist revolution. In nineteen fifty-nine, the world was introduced to plain-green fatigues and good cigars.
Cuba shares similar cultural novelties with another Communist country, North Korea, such as government-controlled media and inadequate public works. The citizens of these two nations have learned to compromise with their government’s concern on security while sacrificing a reasonable standard of living.